Not So Deep Thoughts
Striking Distance 2: The Distance Strikes Back or Bruce Willis Was The Original Tom Hardy
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We now live in a world where we can no longer stand within striking distance of one another. It makes me reminisce about simpler times. Simpler times like all the way back to 1993, the year the film Striking Distance starring Bruce Willis was released.
Batman Owes Everything To This Guy, And It's Not Who You Think
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Batman. You know him. You love him. You've seen his parents die a million times. He is vengeance. He is the night. He....should be eternally grateful to one man that gets zero credit for any of his success. Not Bill Finger. Not Jack Nicholson. Not Tim Burton. Not Commissioner Gordon. His name is Christopher Fairbank. Who? Christopher Fairbank is one of the goons in the opening scene of Batman (1989). You know the one that says that Johnny Gobs got ripped and took a walk off a roof? You don't remember that? How about... "What are you?!" "I'm Batman." Yeah,...
Keanu Reeves is John and John is Keanu Reeves
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Keanu Reeves has played a character named John a whopping 11 times over the span of his career, and I want to know why Keanu Reeves is drawn to that name.
A Bill Murray Challenge Accepted
Someone challenged me to name a Bill Murray Movie I Loved, a Bill Murray Movie I Liked, a Bill Murray Movie I Hate and a Bill Murray Movie I Hate to Admit I Like. Bill Murray? I had to accept this Bill Murray challenge.
2018: The Year of Nicolas Cage That Almost Was
2018 should have been the comeback year for Nicolas Cage, but that was years ago and he still has a new movie at Redbox every other week. I couldn't sleep, so I wrote a bunch of words on Nicolas Cage's 2018.