Not So Deep Thoughts

Could Keanu Reeves be in the Star Trek Universe? Whoa!?! I have no idea if Mr. Reeves is ever going to be in any Star Trek property...but that doesn't mean he WON'T be in the Star Trek Universe one day. Maybe. Probably not, but, again, I don't know. BUT....if he was I'd like him to be...John Luc Wickard. He'd look something like this. In his first time out as Captain of the Starship Enterprise, someone steals his ship and kills his brand new pet tribble. Ain't that some shiiiiiiiiii? But after he wipes the galaxy clean of any and all people...

Batman. You know him. You love him. You've seen his parents die a million times. He is vengeance. He is the night. He....should be eternally grateful to one man that gets zero credit for any of his success. Not Bill Finger. Not Jack Nicholson. Not Tim Burton. Not Commissioner Gordon. His name is Christopher Fairbank. Who? Christopher Fairbank is one of the goons in the opening scene of Batman (1989). You know the one that says that Johnny Gobs got ripped and took a walk off a roof? You don't remember that? How about... "What are you?!" "I'm Batman."  Yeah,...